| Things Chrissy Loves:
Tina Fey.
I can't quite put my finger on what makes Tina Fey so fabulous. She's beautiful, yes, but she's also absolutely hilarious. I can't quite elaborate, so have some pictures. (Be sure to note her exquisite legs while you're at it.)
Tina Fuckin' Fey everybody.
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This doggy just won the World's Ugliest Dog Competition here in Petaluma. His owner came in to my store today and bought a pair of shoes, which I'm told she'll be wearing on the Today Show. I think the puppy's kinda adorable, in that so-ugly-he's-cute kind of way. |
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| Things Chrissy Hates:
People who don't pull forward in the drive-through. Is it really that hard? I mean, those things are generally pretty well planned out to accommodate a certain number of cars, but then there's always that moron who wants to mess it all up.
The ones with speed bumps are even worse. The bumps are generally nicely spaced, but if some fucker in front of you decides that he needs the space for a car and three quarters, you're screwed. Half your car over the bump, you can't make it over properly and then you slide backwards. NO FUN.
Moral of the story: Don't be a douche. Pull forward.
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| How I spent my Monday:
UGH and screw you Xanga for mucking up my pictures EVERY SINGLE TIME. Man I'm really starting to hate this place.
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| Things Chrissy hates: Akon. HOLY CRAP I hate his music. What a whiny, conceited little bitch. |
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Lifetime
